Hottest Heads of State by J. D. Dobson & Kate Dobson

Hottest Heads of State by J. D. Dobson & Kate Dobson

Author:J. D. Dobson & Kate Dobson
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company
Published: 2017-12-28T00:00:00+00:00


John Adams

Vampire Sexy

Based on this portrait, Adams appears to be a prepubescent boy dressed up in a powdered wig and breeches. But the other Founding Fathers probably wouldn’t have let a child sign the Declaration of Independence, so by process of elimination we conclude that Adams is actually hundreds of years old, but frozen in perpetual childhood by the dark gift of vampirism.

Thomas Jefferson

Vampire Sexy

Have you ever wondered why there are a lot of paintings of Thomas Jefferson, but no photographs? It’s probably because he is a vampire.



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